Last night, my mom made a nice, healthy dinner—scallops with broccoli and brown rice. She made some teryaki steak for my dad, and I had a little bit of that, too.

This morning, my mom made me an omelette with some mozzarella and bruschetta.

And then asked me what the hell I was doing when I put my plate on the rug by the door to take a picture.

He was wondering, too.

For lunch, I had yesterday’s sandwich…and split one of these Crumbs with both of my parents for dessert.