I’m judging you.

I’m not gonna lie, sometimes it’s helpful to look at someone eating McDonald’s (like someone at my office was as I was walking out) and think, “I am so much healthier. In a few months, I’m going to look way hotter than you.”

Don’t tell me you’ve never thought that! But in situations like work, it helps to maintain that stubbornness that no matter what yumminess you smell, you’re just not going to give in.