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See how I did that? I made my legs look skinny(ish) by shoving all the lard down the middle.  Ahh yes, the joys of trick photography.

I’ve wanted to post about my thunder thighs for sometime now as I’ve recently had a mini-little victory in and of myself….

I don’t get chub-rub any more. I know! Spectacular! Spectacular!  For all those lucky bastards out there who don’t know what chub-rub is, consider yourself very lucky (and skinny).

As our dear friends at urban-dictionary describe it, chub-rub is “what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out.”  Yes; That’s it. It hurts like a bitch and I used to avoid skirts and short shorts on hot days purely for this reason, but NO MORE!

I went for a long walk in a flowy skirt and after about 2 hours I still had no chub-rub. Quite the accomplishment, if I do say so myself!

Oh happy day!

I wish I could say I had no idea what this is. HOWEVER…I had this from college until, oh, about two months ago. And the thing is, my legs were usually the best part of me. uh…I guess they weren’t. No more chub rub for me either!!!