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allthingsalishan:

I think part of my major Tuesday Wednesday funk comes from this. Some assholes decided that the deliciousness filled normal vending machine should be replaced with this. A fucking healthy vending machine. What’s in it, you ask? Well let me tell you. Straight bullshit. Apples, baked chips and granola bars. If I wanted that nonsense I would buy it in the cafe downstairs. Where the fuck am I supposed to get my almond joy fix? Why are they forcing healthy choices on me? WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!

WHY DOESN’T MY OFFICE HAVE ONE OF THESE?!

Theodora Blanchfield

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