allthingsalishan:

I think part of my major Tuesday Wednesday funk comes from this. Some assholes decided that the deliciousness filled normal vending machine should be replaced with this. A fucking healthy vending machine. What’s in it, you ask? Well let me tell you. Straight bullshit. Apples, baked chips and granola bars. If I wanted that nonsense I would buy it in the cafe downstairs. Where the fuck am I supposed to get my almond joy fix? Why are they forcing healthy choices on me? WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!

WHY DOESN’T MY OFFICE HAVE ONE OF THESE?!