Huh? You’re going to Hawaii, Theodora…not NJ.

I usually go to my parents’ house before trips—I usually have to bring my dog out to stay with them.

Today is no different. I’m headed out there and will leave from their house really effing early tomorrow morning. (As in, 3am early. I have a 5:30 am flight, which gets me into Hawaii at 12:30 Hawaii time!!!)

I was a little bored with the turkey burger-rice-sweet potato route, so I tried getting a burrito (from the same cafe downstairs) with chicken, mango and black beans, but over brown rice. This still wasn’t simple enough for my rumbly tummy.

Have Pepto, will travel.