After passing through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and through the Lincoln Tunnel, I finally made it back to NYC this afternoon. It took at least an hour and a half to drive less than 30 miles. Awesome. 

By the time I finally got to eat, it had been at least 8 hours since I’d had breakfast, so I was HANGRY. I ordered a turkey burger

and some sweet potato fries:

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve been in NJ for the past five days, and now I’m back in NYC and it’s time to get into a little trouble…