So, for the first 27 years of my life, I thought I was allergic to nuts. I *am* allergic to peanuts (still), but I don’t know if I was never allergic to other nuts and just assumed I was because of the peanuts (yes, I know a peanut is a legume now, thanks) or if I grew out of it, but at the age of 27, I learned I was not, in fact, allergic to nuts.
Regardless, when I started eating healthy I saw Larabars all. over. the. Internet. They looked like a great delicious and nutritious snack…that I couldn’t have.
Until I could.
Let me tell you, trying something you thought was off-limits your entire life is…a weird feeling, at best. I felt like I was eating some sort of forbidden fruit, but no, no, I was just eating a banana bread bar made with minimal ingredients. (Spoiler alert: it did not kill me.)
For the past 6 years, I’ve been eating those bars without abandon as a fairly regular afternoon snack or pre-run fuel. They’re also absolutely one of my “emergency” foods that I throw into my bag if I think there’s a chance I might go a long time between meals, and my favorite ones are, shamelessly, anything with chocolate, like the Chocolate Chip Brownie. They were also a clutch snack to have when I was doing Whole 30.
But I know that buying a $2 bar is certainly a luxury and a privilege — and so does Lara Merriken, the founder. She launched Larabar with the intent of making real food accessible to all, and the company recently teamed up with Feeding America, a nonprofit food bank with more than 200 locations that feeds 46 million Americans. They donated $150,000, and they’re asking their customers to help build awareness about the charity by using the hashtag #EatRealFood and sharing your experience donating to a food bank, volunteering at one, or learning more about hunger in your community.
One in seven Americans is facing hunger, but every dollar provides 11 meals through Feeing America’s networks. I’ll also be donating on my own.
And good news! If you haven’t yet experienced the awesomeness of Larabar, I’m giving away a prize pack valued at $30. This giveaway will be open for the next week, so until March 16. There is no purchase necessary to win, but you must be a U.S. resident, age 18 and older. Enter via the Rafflecopter widget below, and I’ll pick winners next week!
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This post is sponsored by FitFluential on behalf of Larabar.
I just finished the Whole30 and now I’m addicted the Larabars! I can’t wait to try all the flavored – I’ve never seen that pineapple one!
How did I not know there is a pineapple upside down flavor?! Also? I know hunger is a worldwide problem, but I am so happy Larabar teamed up with Feeding America. Thanks for sharing!
I love the chocolate chip brownie bar!
love peanut butter cookie
Snickerdoodle is my favorite flavor!
I really enjoy volunteering with Habitat for Humanity.
Surprisingly haven’t even tried a Lara bar yet but I love the mission! And love a good granola bar!
Volunteering at a hospital
Volunteering for Girls On the Run!
I give to my local food bank weekly through the United Way and have visited. It was an important experience.
I’m obsessed with Larabars! I have only one amazon subscribe and save and it’s for the mini bar pack.
My work with junior achievement
peanut butter cookie!
Love lemon bar, key lime pie, cherry pie, cashew cookie…mmmm!
Key lime pie or coconut are my faves!
The apple pie bar is my favorite
I have slight walnut and almond allergies (only to raw – I think) so I can understand! My allergies aren’t life threatening but I do get uncomfortable if I eat something with raw walnuts and almonds (sometimes) so I do try to avoid them BUT the allergy isn’t an every time thing so I do like to eat larabars and things like this on occasion because they are good (my allergies have to do with oral allergy syndrome).
I volunteer with a local rotary organization
Peanutbutter cookie! It is so delicious!
I volunteer lots around the holidays; christmas fundraisers for my church.
Cashew cookie is my fav 🙂
Feeding America is a great organization. I love larabars! Cashew cookie is my favorite
I love the cherry pie flavor!
The apple pie Larabar is my favorite. I need to find the chocolate chip brownie flavor!
I love the cherry pie flavor!
I think the coconut is my new favorite!
There is a local food food cafe where I love to volunteer, it feeds the hungry with respect and dignity.
The lemon bar!!
snickerdoodle
I LOVE the chocolate chip cookie dough flavor because it really tastes like cookie dough.
Although I don’t spend much time volunteering, I work in an inner city school and doing so has made a big impact in my life. I’ve learned not to take the things I have (a nice home, 3 healthy meals a day, my family, etc.) for granted. It is so easy to get caught up in your own self and your desires and wants.
I’ve volunteered as a sponsorship director for a local 5K/10K race and have really enjoyed it. It’s amazing all the work that goes into putting on a race for runners and walkers.
I volunteered with Girls on the Run last fall and it was so much fun to see the girls grow as runners and as people.
The cherry pie one is my absolute favorite, but I had a few of the blueberry muffin ones on a ski trip last week and they hit. the. spot.
pb cookie!
pineapple upside down cake!? WHAT!? How have I not seen this before?
I love the chocolate coconut chew…. snickerdoodle is a flavor??? MUST MAKE HAPPEN
Cashew cookie is my favorite flavor!
I’m allergic only to peanuts too! Thank goodness, because almond butter and unsalted roasted cashews are LIFE!
well, i’m in the Junior League too- so i’ve been lucky to work on so many amazing projects with amazing organizations. My favorite is being a mentor for our Learning Circles program which is a weekly mentoring group for 9-12 yr girls.
Key lime pie is my absolute fav!
i love volunteering at races! i eat a blueberry larabar every. single. morning.
Chocolate chip Cookie dough is my favorite!!
peanut butter cookie!
Cherry Pie Bar!
I had no idea there was a snickerdoodle Lara bar flavor, but my current fave is Cherry Pie.
I volunteer with kiddos to show them insects, so that’s my fun favorite. 🙂
Cherry pie!
I love the peanut butter cookie
I actually love the Pecan Pie bars!
My fave is absolutely Chocolate Chip Cherry Torte!
I work at a nonprofit, and I manage the volunteer program. I LOVE working with volunteers and giving them the opportunity to give a few hours of their time to a great cause. More than anything, I love seeing them leave inspired and feeling great!
Peanut Butter Cookie! But there’s a whole bunch of flavors I still haven’t tried.
Apple pie is my fav!
oh! I love them all! peanut butter cookie, lemon, blueberry, coconut – my toddler and I are obsessed!
my favorite is cashew cookie and anything with coconut
I love the Apple Pie Larabars!
I used to volunteer teaching swim lessons to children and adults with special needs. A life changing expierence!
I volunteer for the Humane Society and while it might not be the most thrilling most days (my duties include cleaning cages, washing dishes, laundry, etc, I feel great about helping out an organization that’s dedicated to helping animals.
I love the peanut butter ones!
I love Cashew Cookie or Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip!!
My most meaningful volunteer experience has been in orphanages in eastern Europe. I can’t wait to go back.
I love their Carrot Cake Flavor!
I just tried the cappuccino the other day and holy smokes it was amazeballs!
Great to hear that the company is giving back. Great bars I LOVE them too!
I love their peanut butter chocolate chip!
Chocolate chip brownie for sure! 🙂
I don’t volunteer, but I talk to homeless and offer food.
I love love LOVE Larabars! The coconut cream pie and chocolate chip brownie or my favorites. Any other flavor will do in a pinch though!!
I love the coconut one. Can’t remember exactly what it’s name is. I love ALL things coconut!
Cashew Cookie! And volunteering with Girls on the Run 🙂
Love the apple pie! These are awesome to throw into your purse to prevent hangry times!
My favorites are the lemon, key lime, cashew cookie and pineapple upside down. But in a pinch I’ll eat any of them.
My proudest moment as a volunteer came when I went to Sacramento to watch the Governor sign a bill that I had advocated for as a member of the Junior League of San Diego and California State Public Affairs Committee. The bill made it easier for former foster children to find siblings after they’d been separated in the dependency system and it was long overdue.
My favorite Larabar flavor is Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip – yum!
Blueberry Muffin is my favorite flavor 🙂
I volunteered giving packs of food to poor families in the Boston area a few years ago. It was very eye opening and extremely rewarding.
I used to take an elderly man grocery shopping once a week! It was always such a hoot to listen to his stories!
Any volunteering that includes children usually makes my heart the happiest 🙂
My favorite Larabar is the peanut butter cookie.
Peanut Butter Cookie is so good, but I want to try more flavors!
Chocolate Chip Cherry Torte is by far my favorite!
I like the Cashew Cookie flavor.
Apple pie is my fav!
Now that I have been diagnosed with IBS on top of Crohn’s I am getting rid of all the junky bars so Lara Bars and definitely in! I am making my way through a box of blueberry ones right now 🙂
I recently volunteered at Dress For Success and it’s a really cool organization that helps women look and feel good about themselves to help them have the confidence to nail a job interview!
Long time reader first time commenter. Love any and all Larabars and love your blog.
I’ve never been a huge fan of Lara Bars because I am obsessed with Quest bars, but I will have to give Lara bars another try!
Volunteering at my local humane society has made me a better person!
My favorite Larabar is blueberry muffin.
I used to volunteer at retirement/assisted living facilities and play music with the residents. Some of them were amazing experiences and others were very depressing but it always reminded me that life changes you and you have know idea what happened in individuals lives but if you can make a small difference in their day it is NEVER a waste of time.
My favorite Larabar is key lime!
Definitely volunteering with animals!
PBJ is my favorite flavor for sure! That’s such a bummer you can’t have peanuts!
I am so happy to learn about this partnership! It makes me love Larabars even more!
I loved volunteering at a hospital in the physical therapy department! And I love chocolate chip cookie dough larabars!
My favorite Larabar flavors are apple pie and chocolate chip cookie dough (microwave that one for five seconds and eat it with a spoon for the ultimate treat).
I need to try the pineapple one asap!! My favorite is the apple pie one at the moment.
As a kid my mom used to take us to nursing homes and we would play the piano and serve lunch to the residents. I’ll never forget how sweet those experiences were and how much the residents loved having kids to serenade them over lunch. A good reminder that a little effort can really brighten someone’s day.
I love the chocolate ones and the peanut butter!
I have always loved Larabars but now I buy them religiously so that my snacky toddler has nutritious snacks instead of the endless other junkier options. Love the apple pie flavor!!
I love Larabars! Chocolate chip cookie dough is probably my favorite. Thanks for the giveaway!
Any type of volunteering where I get to work with children.
I loved volunteering with animals. It is by far one of my favorite ways to give back.
yep, cashew cookie!
I love the apple pie flavor!
I love Larabars!! The PB Cookie is delish!!
I love apple pie in the seasonal snicker doodle!
I discovered Lara Bars when I was doing the whole 30 and agree they were a lifesaver, and helped me not feel like I was missing out on food! That apple obe was amazing
Peanut Butter Cookie!!
Chocolate chip cheery torte is my fav.
I love chocolate pb or key lime flavors
LOVE larabars 🙂 I like the chocolate coconut brownie, or the carrot cake if I’m feeling more virtuous.
Chocolate chip cookie dough is the best. I have volunteered with a local nursing home when I was younger and loved it
Boys and Girls Club
My favorite Larabar is Apple – for some reason it has more and larger pieces of cashew than the “Cashew” flavor!. This is an awesome giveaway and I’ve shared with my readers/followers – thank you!
Check out my latest recipe post at http://www.thetastycompanion.com/beef/great-greek-meatballs/
My most meaningful volunteer experience has been mentoring a high school student through imentor.
girls on the run! incredible organization
loveee the coconut cream one. thanks!!
Mentoring – either high school students or college students!
Love the apple pie flavor but want to try their snickerdoodle and gingerbread flavors so bad!
I would really like to try the cashew cookie flavor–it sounds so yummy!
Definitely Cashew Cookie!
Love all the flavors! And I’m on the board of a safe water and sanitation nonprofit — feels great knowing the huge impact of our work.
Volunteering has always been a large part of my life. Especially volunteering for American Cancer Society having my mom being a cancer patient. After her passing I volunteered for the Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk. Best volunteer experience.
I would love to try the Pineapple One. Enjoy the chocolate chip brownie.
It is a toss up between cashew cookie and cherry pie for me!
Being an food allergy sufferer myself, I found it fascinating to learn that you have overcome some of these obstacles are able to enjoy some of these delicious protein bars. Since they come in a variety of flavors, there is certainly something for everybody to eat. Keep up the great work.
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His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Miss Anita” together in they’re Historic Key
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…”Kutch”, Is The “CAPTAIN” That Put The “SOUL” In SOUL FOOD!…Who Would Have Thought That?…
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You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie
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since 1976!..
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Don’t be fooled into thinking that Jimmy Buffett
designed or had anything to do with this place. Just Ask Miss Sunshine Smith! That would be an insult To The “Captain”!… Kutchie’s was here long before anyone ever heard of JB……Sheesh!..
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Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out
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My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen
Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis”
to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”.
Some party that will be for sure!.
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Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and
go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all!
Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone
That Eats Them They’re Very First “PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one
must be over 18 years of age to purchase one or have an adult present.
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…Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking Beef Briskets, Pork Ribs, Shoulders and Pork Butts…“Carly
Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She Was Just Smelling “Hillary”!…..OMG?…..Recent Thoughts, Maybe She Is Just Smelling Her Upper Lip!…
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…The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old
Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many
Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Nighttime Runs Too Cuba And Back. Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch,
Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime
Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel
Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!….
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Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!…Don’t Cha-Know!..
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Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On That Ark!….
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And Don’t Forget “Ernest Hemingway’s” (Original Thinking Post) ! There
Was Only One And “Captain Kutchie” Has It. Don’t Miss It.
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..Hillary Sucks!…………………….Bill Does Too!…….I Feel His Pain, Don’t You?…And “Jebio”, Yeah, “Little Marco” Really Sucks Too! Just Ask “Chris Christie”…
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..And Why Is “Little Marco” So Interested In What “Donald Trump” Has Between His Legs Anyway? “Yeah,” What’s Up With That?…..And “Ted Cruz,” Dude, What Have You Got To Lose But A Hawk Nose, Maybe A Women With Some Booze And The Cigarette Blues, Whatever You Chose, You Still Lose!…You And Little Marco Make “Trump” Feel Like A “Cuban Sandwich”. Feel The Bern?…
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..Captain Kutchie Pelaez For President And Miss Anita Pelaez For First Lady!!!
They Will Put A Key Lime Pie and A Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita’s in Every Refrigerator!….
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..Oh, I Forgot One,….That Chuck Todd Sucks Too!….That Sleazy Eyed Gutter Snipper!….Sheesh Give Me A Break!…Where Did They Find That Moron?..Such A Smuck!..
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…”Captain
Kutchie Pelaez”,….Who Loves You Pretty Baby!,…Who, Who,
Who!……Everybody Does!…We Loved Your Movies Too, Please Make Some
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…And Like You Said Captain Kutch…..No More Clinton’s, …No More Obama’s, and… No More Bush’s/ (Vito Corleone)! , Or “Jebio Rubio Marco”. No More First-Term “Wet.Back” Senators!…
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..And Now, They’re All Trying to Paint “Donald Trump” As Being So Bad That He Is “Ronald Reagan” INCARNATE. One Would Think That This Was The 80’s Again! And Listening To “Mitt Romney” Whining You Would Think That He Was Some Kind Of “Mormon Moron!”…What A Sore Loser……….Just Look At The Numbers On Both Sides “People”!…(It Has To Be Because Of “Donald Trump” If You Ask Me.)..even if you don’t ask me And You Didn’t…..just look….
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..Talk About Snake’s In The Grass, We Sure Do Have Enough Of Them For A Lifetime!…
Now That’s What I’m Talking About!…
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…Praise The Lord And God Bless The USA!…….So Don’t Worry Mon, Bee Happy!….
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…SNL
Just Hasn’t Been Very Funny Since Captain Kutchie Got Mad That Night,
Got His Key Lime Pies Packed Back-Up And Stomped-Out With Them Under His
Arms!…Yeah, What Was All That About?…Wonder What Lorne Michaels and Larry David Thought About Them Apples!…
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…”Robin Meade” Loves Her Some Of “Miss Anita And Captain Kutchie’s” World Famous Key Lime Pies Too! You, Know She Has Good Tastes, She Probably Tastes Good Herself!…”YUM”!….
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..”Miss Anita And Chef, Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s” World Famous Key Lime Pies, At Your Service Whenever The Mood Strikes You!…..
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..No, It’s Not STAR WARS, But Let The Pies Be With You!…
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..We Heard That “Hulk Hogan” Said That He Was Talking About Hiring “Captain Kutchie” To Build Him A Key Lime Pie Factory In His Home Town Of Belleair Estates, In Clearwater Beach, Florida…..
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…Hillary, Doesn’t Think That She Has Ever Lied And Doesn’t Think That She Ever Will! .. Are You Still Interested In Buying That Property For Sale Down In The Everglades?…
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..We’re Not All On The Same Boat But We’re All On The Same Wave-Length!…
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…Can’t You Just See, “Brother Merle Haggard” Sitting There Drinking FREE BUBBLE-UP And Eating “Chef Captain Kutchie’s” Famous Key Lime Pie And Merle’s Favorite Fork Tender Smoked Beef Brisket There At “Kutcharitaville”. Keep Spinning Those Hits “Merle”!….
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…And “Nancy”, Here Is A Key Lime Pie For You And “Ronnie”! You Go Girl…
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..And With An Extra “HEAVY-HEAVY HEART”, “Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s”, EXTRA GOOD FRIEND And OLD PARTNER IN CRIME….The Legendary….”YANKEE JACK”,..Of Key West and Boston, Mass. Has Passed Away, Much Too Soon..Rest In Peace Pisan…….Enjoy Your Key Lime Pies Buddy…
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…We Remember “Yankee Jack”, “Captain Tony”, “Jimmy Buffett”, “Mel Fisher”, “Captain Terry Levi”, “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” And Many Other Famous Characters Down In Key West In The Good Old Days. What A Blast Those Days Really Were!….
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..Do You Ever Wonder?..Who Writes All This Crap?..Well, We Sure Do. They Deserve Getting Awards For Such Literary Skills, We Hope They’re Getting Paid Well. This Stuff Is As Good As “Hemingway” Or “MAD MAGAZINE”!
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..It, Don’t Mean Nothing, It’s Just A Fun Read……,Yeah Right!….
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..And That’s All I Need!….Well, Maybe This Key Lime Pie Too. Yeah, Just This Fun Read And This Key Lime Pie And That’s All I Need! Yeah, That’s All I Need!……Well, Maybe This Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita’s Too! Yeah, Just This Fun Read, And This Key Lime Pie, And This Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita’s! And That’s All I Need! Yeah, Just These Three Things. Let’s See, This Fun Read, This Key Lime Pie And This Gallon Of fresh Kutcharita’s! And That’s All I Need!………Well Maybe……
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..Oh I’m Picking Out A Thermos For You, Not An Ordinary Thermos For You But The Extra Best Thermos You Can Buy With Vinyls And Stripes And A Cup Built Right In………I’m Picking Out A Thermos For You And Maybe A Barometer Too………And What Else Can I Buy…..So On Me You’ll Rely……A Rear End Thermeter Too
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..I Think That I’ll Pick Out One For “Crooked Hillary” Too!…. And That’s All She Needs!…
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..You Know, It’s No Wonder They Say That “Captain Kutchie Pelaez And Howard Livingston” Both Are Living On “Key West Time” And Blaming It On The Kutcharita’s!
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..And We Really Love “Captain Kutchie’s Damn Bar”!
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..Hell, If You Didn’t Know Better, You’d Probably Guess That This Is Just Another Chapter From That Famous Island Book Named “The Tales From KUTCHARITAVILLE”!….
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..”Damn” Give Us A Break! ….”PRINCE” Is Gone Now!….Here Goes A PURPLE Key Lime Pie For You “PRINCE”!….RIP….
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…A New Team Of Kasich and Cruz Makes Me Want Too Scream! The Two New Lovers Sitting In The Park, Desperation And Collusion On They’re Tiny Little Minds Until Well After Dark!…They Just Make Me Want Too Fart!…The Scream Team Against “TRUMP” That They Just Can’t Beat, With They’re Low Mentalities They Just Decided That They Should Cheat!…At The Hands Of “DONALD TRUMP” They Will Suffer They’re Defeat!…So Kasich And Cruz Would Get Further Along Just Beating Each Others Meat!…
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..Hell, I Think That I Should Get A Thermos, One For Kasich To Carry His Pancakes And One For Cruz Too Put His Booze!..And That’s All They Need!…
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…Captain Kutchie Said To Me. Who You Gonna Vote For, Boy. He Said That He Wanted “Pat Paulsen” To Be His President And A Feller Called “Soupy Sales” For His Vice. And Don’t Think About It Twice, The Captain Said To Me…..Ok, It Sounds Good To Me Sir, But “Kutcharitaville Is The Place That I Really Want To Be, That’s Is What I Told Him As I Started To Flee. Got To Run Now, I Really Need To Pee…..
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